Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
Days like this make me realize why it’s amazing to be a fan of hockey
Despite our differences, rivalries and how much we many fight, we come together when we have to. It just proves we aren’t just fans of our teams, but that we share a love for the game and everyone else who loves it too.
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
Please take a minute and pray for the following hockey players and their families:
Matt Stajan: Calgary Flames center is taking a person leave after the death of his new born son.
Terry Trafford: A missing OHL player last seen in Michigan.
Tim Bozon: A Montreal Canadiens prospect who is fighting Meningitis.
Also pray for Rich Peverley of the Dallas Stars who collapsed during the March 10th game while on the bench.